More repubclican trolls

Now it's official: The Republicans are a party of racists and child murderers. It all starts with Jon Hubbard, State Rep. of Arkansas, who believes that slavery and the resulting exploitation of a whole continent was in fact a good thing, because life in that time was presumably easier in America, than it was in Africa. And he calls blacks ignorant for not sharing his crackbrained belief. Yeah, that's probably why so many young black men wanted so eagerly to be caught by a slave trader, because the working conditions were so good. Actually, the slave traders had to flee from them, when their ship was full.

A warm-hearted Uncle Scrooge

Experts say that Mitt Romney won the first debate on the US presidential elections. Indeed, Barack Obama did not appear as cool and gentleman-like as usual, he seemed stressed and nervous. But Mitt Romney as well presented himself in some other light than the rich scumbag we all know and love. His only faux pas: He answered the question on how to compensate for trillions in tax reductions with "Well, let's cancel public broadcasting then", provoking resentment from fans of Sesame Street.

Mittrolled

It's really a pity that Rick Santorum isn't a presidential candidate any more. Personally, I like Rick Santorum, because he is the closest thing the Republicans have, to an internet troll. The only problem with non-internet-trolls is that they fight on a foreign terrain, where they have no home-field advantage and they will ultimately lose that battle. The inevitable retrolling was quick, hard and efficient and in the end, even Google defined the term "Santorum" as mixture of excrement and lube which emerges from anal sex. And Google is always right!