It's really a pity that Rick Santorum isn't a presidential candidate any more. Personally, I like Rick Santorum, because he is the closest thing the Republicans have, to an internet troll. The only problem with non-internet-trolls is that they fight on a foreign terrain, where they have no home-field advantage and they will ultimately lose that battle. The inevitable retrolling was quick, hard and efficient and in the end, even Google defined the term "Santorum" as mixture of excrement and lube which emerges from anal sex. And Google is always right!
